“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1”
Oh my GOD
This is very true to my experience.
lol omg
Young children would be so scary if they were bigger. Instead, like Chihuahuas, they can only pretend to be terrifying.
(via glamour-elixir)
there’s a snake in my bathroom and it’s being a lil shit and knocked everything off the windowsill and won’t get down from the showerhead now
listen buddy i’m glad you came out of the sink cupboard and used the clothesrack ladder i made for you to climb up to the window but please leave through the hole you entered don’t just sit there and glare at me fucker
(via freedrinksandbadadvice)
Obama’s one-liners during his speech at the White House Correspondents Dinner.
(via wordsandzombies)
“Is that supposed to be Heathrow?”
The Crimson Horror, The Visitation
(Source: timelordsandladies)
